Retro Jays Cards

I go to a bunch of Jays games. Each time, I empty my loose change to get random retro Blue Jay baseball cards from the vending machine. I also have plenty of boxes from my childhood. When I was a kid I remember these cards were some of my most prized possessions. Now they are 25 cents.

Check out a Random Card

George Bell, 1989 Topps, #50

This is laid back, “I will not pose for your stupid card photo” George Bell. Hat back on his head, arms crossed and staring off into the distance. Awesome. Sadly, around this time was when George started to slide from his mid-80’s greatness. In fact, the 1988 season was arguably his worst as a full time player for the Blue Jays.

But let’s get to more important matters. Earlier this year the always amazing Fangraphs posted what might be the greatest piece they have ever done. Here¬†they ask the important question, is it really Lionel Richie the girl in the “Hello” video loves? Or is it in fact George Bell?

Look at that sculpture and tell me who it bears a closer resemblance to. Lionel Richie capitalized on a poor blind girls love of a baseball star and used it to his twisted advantage. You’re a sick man Lionel.

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